linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

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jackpowerx:

millennialau:

Rev Sekou kneeled between protesters and police and prayed, then was thrown into a police vehicle with blood smears all inside of it.

What the slotting hell?

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

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amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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mybrainwords:

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic:

freshest-tittymilk:

blustersquall:

last-snowfall:

weareallmedie:

firedanceryote:

reptila-tequila:

qeilla:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”

Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

I’ve always said that moose hunting season is the one time of the year we’re allowed to fight back.

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night.

Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

… CANADA. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

We’re fine… We keep them around as natural weapons

Their eyes don’t reflect light?! They’re soulless jesus christ

The first time I ever saw a moose I was about 12 years old and my family was camping in Newfoundland (we grew up in southern Ontario, so were more used to bears). My sisters (aged 10) and I went to the playground while our parents set up camp. So there we are, climbing away when a HUGE ASS MOOSE comes clambering out of the woods towards us. We all ran to the highest section of the climbing structure and we just there holding hands, staring at is (and I’m pretty sure it was a taller than the climber). When it went back into the woods we took off running to the campsite in terror and awe to tell our parents. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Only in Canada [imgur]

Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

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ifyouaintdutchyouaintmuch:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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awwww-cute:

Her favorite plant, she won’t let go!

awwww-cute:

Her favorite plant, she won’t let go!

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viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

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bankuei:

dragon holler

bankuei:

dragon holler

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